do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
And then they give you a reason and its like
dont ask me about my favorite characters because i will literally tell you their entire storyline and cry
(Source: whoales)
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book